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ethelindi:

Everyone probably knew this was coming.

#i legit CRY at this commercial #it actually makes me CRY #boom-dee-ada-boom-dee-ada #i just love the fucking world okay? #sobbing now

I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT THIS COMMERCIAL

I was just thinking about these commercials and how I wanted one on my tumblr, and now here it is!

Awkward confession time: whenever I feel like the world is shit and I can’t keep dealing with it, I watch this and/or read about cool science things to remind me that it’s not all bad. 

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  • Track Name

    Fix You

  • Artist

    Coldplay

im-an-assbutt:

blue-deducing-impala:

When you try your best but you don’t succeed

When you get what you want but not what you need

When you feel so tired but you can’t sleep

Stuck in reverse

And the tears come streaming down your face

When you lose something you can’t replace

When you love someone but it goes to waste

Could it be worse

Lights will guide you home

And ignite your bones

And I will try to fix you






That was the most painful experience of my entire life

You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle. It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page. The thing has engines in it’s wheels. IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS. See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010. Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology. That means the bitch repairs itself. Oh and that badass window and windshields? It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive.  White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want. THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.
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You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle.

It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page.

The thing has engines in it’s wheels.

IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS.

See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010.

Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology.

That means the bitch repairs itself.

Oh and that badass window and windshields?

It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive. 

White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want.

THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.

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ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

mindpalacefullofcats: , definedbyfire: illsevenyournine: d0nnerparty-allnight: fujiidom:dea-goes-a-tumbln | janeturenne: My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought. Because you know what. You know what. After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum. And who and who would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer? They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular. Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay. He’s had them since he was a little boy. That little boy right there. KATIE. KATIE. KAITE READ THIS. OH MY GOD And he could have some crazy healing factor that let him survive getting stabbed by Loki!!!!
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mindpalacefullofcats: , definedbyfire: illsevenyournine: d0nnerparty-allnight: fujiidom:dea-goes-a-tumbln | janeturenne: My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought. Because you know what. You know what. After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum. And who and who would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer? They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular. Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay. He’s had them since he was a little boy. That little boy right there. KATIE. KATIE. KAITE READ THIS. OH MY GOD And he could have some crazy healing factor that let him survive getting stabbed by Loki!!!!
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mindpalacefullofcats: , definedbyfire: illsevenyournine: d0nnerparty-allnight: fujiidom:dea-goes-a-tumbln | janeturenne: My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought. Because you know what. You know what. After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum. And who and who would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer? They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular. Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay. He’s had them since he was a little boy. That little boy right there. KATIE. KATIE. KAITE READ THIS. OH MY GOD And he could have some crazy healing factor that let him survive getting stabbed by Loki!!!!
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mindpalacefullofcats: , definedbyfire: illsevenyournine: d0nnerparty-allnight: fujiidom:dea-goes-a-tumbln | janeturenne: My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought. Because you know what. You know what. After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum. And who and who would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer? They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular. Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay. He’s had them since he was a little boy. That little boy right there. KATIE. KATIE. KAITE READ THIS. OH MY GOD And he could have some crazy healing factor that let him survive getting stabbed by Loki!!!!
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mindpalacefullofcats:

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definedbyfire:

illsevenyournine:

d0nnerparty-allnight:

fujiidom:dea-goes-a-tumbln | janeturenne:

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

KATIE. KATIE. KAITE READ THIS.

OH

MY

GOD

And he could have some crazy healing factor that let him survive getting stabbed by Loki!!!!

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